Manchester United Prepare to Fight Football’s Billion-Pound Arms Race With Something Called “Strategy”
Manchester United have reportedly decided that the best way to compete with the Premier League’s richest clubs is to stop…
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Manchester United’s Midfield Shopping Spree Is Over — Now Comes the Slightly Terrifying Part
Manchester United’s midfield was supposed to be the problem that required fixing, and after a summer of recruitment, Michael Carrick…
Kretinsky Wins West Ham Shareholding Battle as Hammers’ Ownership Drama Takes Another Dramatic Turn
Daniel Kretinsky is poised to become the largest shareholder of West Ham United after agreeing a deal that would take…
Manchester City Spend £458m Building a New Midfield — Then Apparently Forget to Buy Haaland a Spare Pair of Boots
Manchester City have completed one of the most expensive squad rebuilds in Premier League history, splashing around £458 million during…
Chelsea’s £47.1m Camara Deal Collapses at the Finish Line as Monaco Apparently Finds a New Definition of “Agreed”
Chelsea have been left staring at the transfer paperwork in disbelief after their £47.1m move for Monaco midfielder Lamine Camara…
ARTETA ENTERS THE 250 CLUB: ARSENAL BOSS NOW HAS THE NUMBERS TO ARGUE WITH THE LEGENDS
Mikel Arteta has officially entered one of the Premier League’s most exclusive managerial clubs, reaching 250 league matches in charge…
A New Manchester United Era Has Arrived — But Bruno Fernandes Apparently Forgot to Hand Over the Keys
As Manchester United’s home game against Ipswich Town drew towards its conclusion, the skies over Old Trafford turned dark grey…
£300 Million Later, Tottenham Are Bottom Again — But De Zerbi Says There Is “No Panic”
Tottenham Hotspur have discovered that apparently £300 million can buy an entirely new squad, but it still cannot purchase the…
Neumann Turns Defender Into Goal Machine as Birmingham Finally Find Their Championship Winning Formula
Phil Neumann has apparently decided that if Birmingham City’s forwards are struggling to settle the argument, the centre-back might as…
Welbeck Scores, But Fernandez’s Chelsea Absence Steals the Show
Chelsea began their Carabao Cup campaign with a 2-0 victory over Luton Town at Stamford Bridge, but while Danny Welbeck’s…