Man United Dey Vex Bilbao 3-0: Omo, na gbege Athletic Bilbao see as Manchester United waka enter San Mamés like say na their backyard. Before Bilbao fans fit shout “Vamos!”, Casemiro don already hang net with header wey sweet pass jollof rice. But guess who start the wahala? Na Harry Maguire — yes o, the same Maguire wey dem dey drag like gen without fuel. This time, e run like say e be Cafu reincarnate, deliver cross wey land like parcel for Casemiro head. One zip!
No reach 10 minutes later, na another gbas gbos land. Young boy Højlund dey chase goal like debt, before Daniel Vivian come launch am like catapult. Ref no even reason am — straight red card and penalty. Bruno Fernandes enter, eye the keeper like thief dey eye CCTV, send am one side, ball another side. Gbas gbos part two!
Man United Dey Vex Bilbao 3-0: Bruno No Wan Rest – Na Double Wahala for Bilbao
Man United Dey Vex Bilbao 3-0: Just before half-time, before Bilbao fit beg say “abeg,” Bruno Fernandes don add another one like bonus. Ugarte, wey dey on loan from PSG but dey ball like say na him papa get the team, tear one pass wey cut through Bilbao defence like knife dey slice bread.
Bruno no even breathe, just one touch, one shot, one goal. At that point, Bilbao fans dey look their coach like, “Oga, hope say na dream?” But na reality TV football United come act, and this episode na “Red Devils of Anarchy.”
Second half, United just dey use style play keep-ball, like say dem dey protect investment. Bilbao try fight back but with ten men and zero ginger, e be like say dem just dey there dey count grass. 90 minutes end, but the wound still fresh.
Man United Dey Vex Bilbao 3-0: Coach Amorim Don Turn United to Silent Killers
Ruben Amorim dey coach Man United like chef wey sabi him ingredients. Even though e still dey unpack box for Old Trafford, the guy don turn this team to sweet combo of discipline and wahala. United no dey rush, dem just dey balance ball like ballerina with cutlass.
Casemiro dey sweep midfield like security guard wey no dey smile. Ugarte dey link pass with grace, and Mason Mount dey do extra wahala for the wings. Na like say Amorim use remote control take set dem. Press when e make sense, defend when e matter. Bilbao wan find hole for United defence? Bros, even rat no fit crawl pass.
Man United Dey Vex Bilbao 3-0: Meanwhile, Bilbao coach dey bench dey look like man wey forget pot on fire. No solution, no inspiration — just plenty perspiration.
VAR Enter With Drama – Spanish People Don Vex
As usual, one European match no fit complete without VAR carry microphone. That red card for Vivian and the penalty? Na there gbas gbos shift from pitch go social media. Spanish pundits dey shout “soft foul,” Bilbao coach wan burst vein, and Spanish press like AS dey write like dem dey do activism.
Man United Dey Vex Bilbao 3-0: But UEFA no send. As ref show red card, na straight power cut for Bilbao hopes. Dem go argue tire, but the truth be say, if you chop red card and penalty join, na home-made trouble you prepare. United just collect the gift, score again and begin dey plan party for second leg.
Dem say rules na rules, but for this match, e be like say na Bruno Fernandes na the rulebook.
Record Don Scatter – Bilbao Chop Historic Shege
San Mamés wey dey always strong like stubborn yam, turn to open field as Man United scatter everywhere with 3 goals. According to UEFA, any team wey win first leg of knockout with 3 goals away dey almost sure to reach final. So basically, United don book VIP seat for Europa League final — dem just never carry popcorn.
Man United Dey Vex Bilbao 3-0: As for Bilbao, this na one of their worst home shege ever for European competition. Dem don lose before, but not like this. 3-0? For house? Na who beat dem — Man United or village people?
Second leg go happen for Old Trafford, but make we no lie — e go take miracle, spiritual plus juju for Bilbao to turn this one around. United fans don already dey dream of final, while Amorim dey rub him hands like chef wey dey wait to serve pepper soup.
Red Devils Don Carry Thunder Enter Europa League
Man United Dey Vex Bilbao 3-0: Forget long talk — this 3-0 no be mistake. Na open declaration of war. United no just beat Bilbao, dem use am mop stadium. Second leg still dey, but truth be say, unless Bilbao carry resurrection power come Old Trafford, United don already enter final lane.
Wahala for who wan stop this United when dem dey play like Avengers wey don reunite. Omo, if Amorim continue like this, e go soon add “Europa Champion” to him CV — and Manchester go definitely hold party wey go loud reach Mars.
You wan hear as second leg go be? Stay tuned, because e go hot!
Wetin you think — dem go carry the cup or drama still dey road?
